DOOM Survey Results; the Long Form
Total People who responded to the survey: 128

What Processor is in your system?
     80386SX        AMD25Mhz:  1 
                       33Mhz:  1 
     80386DX           20Mhz:  1 
                       25Mhz:  1 
                       33Mhz:  8 
                    AMD40Mhz:  8 
     80486SX           20Mhz:  1 
                       25Mhz:  6 
                       33Mhz:  4 
     80486DX           25Mhz:  2 
     80486DX           33Mhz: 36 
                    AMD40Mhz:  2 
                       50Mhz: 20 
     80486DLC          33Mhz:  1 
     80486DX/2         50Mhz:  4 
                       66Mhz: 30 
     80486SLC/2        50Mhz:  1 
     Pentium           60Mhz:  1 

                 Overclocked:  4 

What sound card do you have?
    ATI FX                  :  1 
    Aztech Pro              :  1 
    Gallant SC-5000         :  1 
    Gravis Ultra Sound      : 16 
    LAPC1                   :  1 
    Logitech Soundman       :  1 
    Pro Audio Spectrum16    : 22 
         (and PA Studio)
    Quickshot Game Machine  :  1 
    Roland CM-32L           :  1 
    Roland MT-32            :  1 
    Sound Blaster (8 bit)   : 16 
    Sound Blaster Pro       : 36 
    Sound Blaster Pro 16    :  1 
    Sound Blaster 16        :  9 
    Sound Blaster 16ASP     :  6 
    Sound Galaxy SG-NX Pro  :  1 
    Thunderboard            :  1 


What video card do you have?
    ALI-GUI (Cirrus ?)      :  1 
    ATI Ultra +             :  1 
              Pro           :  3 
              Pro VLB       :  3 
              Pro PCI       :  1 
              Pro EISA      :  1 
    ATI Ultra XL            :  1 
    ATI VGA 4000            :  1 
    ATI VGA Wonder          :  1 
    ATI VGA Wonder XL 24    :  1 
    AVGA (Paradise SVGA)    :  1 
    Boca SVGA               :  1 
    Cardinal 700            :  1 
    Cardinal ET 4000/DAC    :  1 
    Cirrus Logic            :  2 
                5426        :  2 
                5428 VLB    :  1 
                5630        :  1 
          CL-GD5424 VLB     :  1 
                GD4652      :  3 
                VLB         :  4 
    Diamond SpeedStar       :  2 
            SpeedStar 24    :  3 
                  Pro VLB   :  3 
    Diamond Stealth         :  4 
                      VLB   :  5 
    Genoa ET 4000           :  2 
    Genoa Phantom 32i       :  1 
    Generic VGA             :  1 
    Generic ET 4000/w32i    :  1 
    Generic S3              :  1 
    Generic SVGA            :  5 
    Herculese Dynamite      :  1 
    IBM XGA-2               :  1 
    Metheus Premer S3       :  2 
    Oak SVGA (512K)         :  3 
    Orchid (?)              :  1 
    Orchid Fahrenheit       :  1 
    Orchid F1280+ VLB       :  1 
    Paradise VGA            :  4 
    Paradise W/Win Acc.     :  1 
    Realtech                :  1 
    STB Powergraph VL-24    :  1 
    STB Evolution VGA       :  1 
    Trident VGA             :  2 
    Trident SVGA            :  2 
    Trident 8900            : 12 
            8900C           :  3 
            8900CL          :  1 
    Tseng 2000              :  1 
    Tseng ET 4000           : 13 
          ET 4000/VLB       :  3 
          ET 4000/W32i      :  2 
          ET 4000 turbo     :  1 
    TSVGA                   :  1 
    Unknown                 :  8 
    Video 7 SVGA            :  1 
    Video 7 VRAM-II Ergo    :  1 
    Wang 1024/16c           :  1 
    Western Digital SVGA    :  1 
 

How much RAM is in your system?
                        4Mb : 30 
                        5Mb :  4 
                        8Mb : 67 
                       10Mb : 12 
                       12Mb :  3 
                       16Mb : 20 
                       20Mb :  3 
                       24Mb :  1 
                       32+Mb:  1 



Are you using ...?
      Own Computer          :114 
      School/Work           : 26 
      Roommate              :  2 
(These numbers do not add up, as some people indicated that they use more than one computer to play DOOM: One at home, and one at work.).
Do you have access to a network to play DOOM?
      No                    : 77 
      Yes                   : 51 

Which do you prefer?
      DeathMatch            : 32 
      Cooperative           : 18 

Which control(s) do you use?
      Keyboard              : 78 
      Keyboard + Mouse      : 36 
      Keyboard + Joystick   : 14 
      GamePad               :  4 

      Default Keyboard      : 94 

Have you upgraded your system for DOOM?
      No                    :103 
      Yes                   : 25 

What did you upgrade?:

      Motherboard           :  7 
      RAM                   :  5 
      GUS                   :  4 
      Video Card            :  4 
      Ethernet cards        :  3 
      SB 16                 :  3 
      PAS16                 :  1 
      Keyboard              :  1 
      Three Button Mouse    :  1 
      Speakers              :  1 
      Joystick              :  1 
      Micro$oft Mouse       :  1 
      SB Pro                :  1 
      Sound Card            :  1 
      Modem                 :  1 
      Cyberman              :  1 
(At this time, upgrading your CPU meant buying a new motherboard/CPU combination.)

      Considering:          : 13 


Did you order the Registered Version:
       Yes                  : 59 
       No                   : 48 
     Waiting for Version 1.2: 21 

Was there a problem with your order:
       No                   : 45 
       Yes                  : 14 
(Problems fell into three types; lost orders, long time to receive order and faulty disks.)
(It should be noted that id was not expecting the sheer number of orders they received.)

Your gender:
      Male                  :118 
      Female                :  4 
      None of your business :  3 
      Not stated            :  2 

Your age: 
      16                    :  2 
      17                    :  2 
      18                    :  4 
      19                    : 16 
      20                    :  6 
      21                    : 15 
      22                    : 10 
      23                    :  5 
      24                    :  7 
      25                    : 10 
      26                    : 13 
      27                    :  5 
      28                    :  5 
      29                    :  5 
      30                    :  2 
      31                    :  3 
      32                    :  1 
      33                    :  3 
      37                    :  1 
      38                    :  2 
      41                    :  1 
      42                    :  2 
      43                    :  1 
 Over 30                    :  2 
 Not Given                  :  3 
   NOYDB                    :  1 

Have you turned on any of your friends to DOOM?:
      Yes                   :114  
      No                    : 14 

Number of friends turned on?
       1                    :  8 
       2                    : 17 
       3                    : 20 
       4                    : 13 
       5                    : 18 
       6                    : 12 
       7                    :  8 
       8                    :  2 
       9                    :  2 
      10                    :  5 
    > 10                    :  6 
    Many                    :  2 
Not Many                    :  1 

If you could add a weapon to DOOM, what would it be?:
      Acid Sprayer          :  1 
      Auto Sentry (Aliens)  :  1 
      Axe                   :  1 
      Bolt Thrower          :  1 
      Bombs                 :  1 
      Bow & Arrow           :  1 
      Chain-Rocket Launcher :  1 
      Chemical Weapon       :  1 
      Clamores              :  1 
    Double Barreled Shotgun :  1 
    Fully Automatic Shotgun :  2 
      Flamethrower          : 36 
      Gas Canister          :  1 
      Grenades              : 19 
      Grenade Launcher      :  1 
      Hammer                :  1 
      Heat Visor            :  1 
      HK MP5                :  1 
      Large Bladed Weapon   :  1 
      Laser Rifle           :  4 
      Laser Sighted Rifle   :  1 
      Light Saber           :  1 
      Mines                 : 14 
      Mine Spreader         :  1 
      (Real) Minigun        :  2 
      Nerve Gas             :  1 
      Non-Dangerous RL      :  1 
      Nuclear Warhead       :  2 
      Phasers               :  1 
      Pulse Rifle (Aliens)  :  3 
      Spear                 :  1 
      Time Bomb             :  5 
      Throwing Knives       :  1 
      Traps                 :  1 

What is you favorite weapon in DOOM?:
      Fist                  :  0
      Berserk               :  1 
      Chainsaw              : 22 
      Pistol                :  0
      Shotgun               : 71 
      ChainGun              : 15 
      Rocket Launcher       : 14 
      Plasma Rifle          : 11 
      BFG9000               :  1 
      Anything BUT a pistol :  1 

What do you call:

Former Humans:
      Army Dudes            :  1 
      Ass Wipe              :  1 
      Bad Guys              :  1 
      Bad'un                :  2 
      Bastards              :  1 
      Bitch Ass Niggaz      :  1 
      Bone Heads            :  1 
      Butthead              :  1 
      Cannon Fodder         :  2 
      Dead Meat             :  3 
      Dick Heads            :  1 
      Dudes                 :  2 
      Easy Game             :  1 
      Entinen Ihminen1      :  1 
      Friends               :  1 
      Goepfen               :  1 
      Green Hair Dudes      :  1 
      Green Guys            :  2 
      Green Berets          :  1 
      Greenies              :  1 
      Greys                 :  1 
      Grunts                :  5 
      Guards                :  5 
      Guy                   :  9 
      Helmut                :  1 
      "Hey Dickface!"       :  1 
      Humans                :  4 
      Lackeys               :  1 
      Little Guys           :  1 
      Military Guys         :  1 
      Mutant Soldiers       :  1 
      Mutants               :  1 
      People                :  1 
      Pistol Guy            :  2 
      Pussies               :  1 
      Rifle Guys            :  1 
      Saw Bait              :  1 
      Scum                  :  1 
      Shmucks               :  1 
      Soldiers              :  1 
      Troopers              :  1 
      Ugly Fuck             :  1 
      Wimps                 :  2 
      Zombies               :  3 
1Finnish

Former Human Sergeants:
      Armored Mutants          1 
      Ass Wipe              :  1 
      Assholes              :  1 
      Bad Guys              :  1 
      Bad'un                :  1 
      Bald Guys             :  1 
      Big Dick Heads        :  1 
      Big Grunts            :  1 
      Big Guys              :  2 
      Bitch Ass Niggaz      :  1 
 Black (Uniformed) Dudes    :  1 
 Black (Uniformed) Bastards :  2 
      Black Berets          :  1 
      Black Bods            :  1 
      Blacks                :  1 
      Bosses                :  1 
      Butthead              :  1 
      Dead Meat             :  1 
      Dickwads              :  1 
      Dukes                 :  1 
      Entinen Ihminen1      :  1 
      Goepfen               :  1 
      Guards                :  3 
      "Hey Dickface!"       :  2 
      Humans                :  1 
Military Guys With Shotguns :  2 
      People                :  1 
      Red Grunts            :  1 
      Rifle Guy             :  1 
      Riflemen              :  1 
      Sargent Guys          :  1 
      Sarges                :  9 
      Saw Bait              :  1 
      Scum                  :  1 
      Shotgun dudes         :  3 
      Shotgun guys          :  6 
      Shotgun Shells        :  1 
      Shotgunners           :  2 
      Shotguns              :  1 
      Soldiers With Shotguns:  1 
      Toughie               :  1 
      Ugly Bastards         :  1 
 Ugly Fuck's Former Boss    :  1 
      Zombies               :  3 
1Finnish

Imps:
      Bastages              :  1 
      Bastards              :  5 
      Big Assholes1         :  1 
      Bown Spikey Things    :  1 
      Brown Dudes           :  3 
      Brown guys            :  4 
      Brown Things          :  4 
      Bugs                  :  1 
      Chewbaucka dudes      :  1 
      Demons                :  7 
      Dude                  :  1 
      Fire Breathers        :  1 
      Fireball Dudes        :  1 
      Fireball Guys         :  1 
      Fireballs             :  1 
      Firethrowers          :  2 
      Flame Throwers        :  1 
      Goepfen               :  1 
      Great Balls Of Fire   :  1 
      Hairy Apes            :  1 
      Horney Dudes          :  1 
      Impies                :  1 
      Imps                  : 17 
      Lizard Dudes          :  1 
      Meanie                :  1 
      Monks                 :  1 
      Monsters              :  1 
      Mother-In-Law         :  1 
      Muncher               :  1 
      Pig Fuckers           :  1 
      Pink Dicks            :  1 
      Prickly Guys          :  1 
      Pricks                :  1 
      Razorbacks            :  1 
      Saker2                :  1 
      Saw Bait              :  1 
      Son Of a Bitch        :  1 
      Spike Monsters        :  1 
      Spiky Bastards        :  1 
      Things                :  1 
      Very Ugly Bastards    :  1 
      Walking turds         :  1 
      Wherewolves           :  1 

1"cuz you can see it when they die"
2Swedish


Demons:
      Beasts                :  1 
      Bull Lookin Thingy    :  1 
      Bull Things           :  1 
      Bulls                 :  4 
      Chainsaw Fodder       :  1 
      Cows                  :  1 
      Demons                :  5 
      Dogs                  :  1 
      Dudes That Go Crunch  :  1 
      Goepfen               :  1 
      Ladies                :  1 
      Little Minotaurs      :  1 
      Mall Walkers          :  1 
      Minotaur Things       :  1 
      Mouths                :  1 
      Oxen                  :  2 
      Pasty Butt Fucks      :  1 
      Pig Beasties          :  1 
      Pig Monsters          :  1 
      Pig-looking Things    :  1 
      Piggy Things          :  1 
      Pigs                  :  3 
      Pink Bastards         :  2 
      Pink Blobbies         :  1 
      Pink Bull Things      :  1 
      Pink Dudes            :  1 
      Pink Guys             :  4 
      Pink Munchers         :  5 
      Pink Pigs             :  1 
      Pink Shits            :  1 
      Pink Stumpies         :  1 
      Pink Things           :  7 
      Pinkies               :  8 
      Pinkos                :  2 
      Puppies               :  1 
      Sapi1                 :  1 
      Sargents              :  1 
      Saw Bait              :  1 
      Shaved Buffaloes      :  1 
      Shaved Yaks           :  1 
      Skaera Saker2         :  1 
      Stimpy                :  1 
      Taz                   :  1 
      Turbo Pigs            :  2 
      Ugly Bastards         :  1 
      Ugly Things           :  1 
1Malay for "cow"
2Swedish


Specters:
      "*#^$^#"              :  1 
      Bastards              :  2 
      Cloakers              :  1 
      Ghosts                :  1 
      Goepfen               :  1 
      Invisi-Beast          :  2 
      Invisible Bastards    :  1 
      Invisible Blobbies    :  1 
      Invisible Bulls       :  2 
      Invisible Demons      :  1 
      Invisible Dogs        :  2 
      Invisible Dudes       :  1 
      Invisible Fucks       :  1 
      Invisible Gits        :  1 
      Invisible Guys        :  3 
      Invisible Man         :  1 
      Invisible Munchers    :  2 
      Invisible Pig Monsters:  1 
      Invisible Pink Guys   :  1 
      Invisible Pinkys      :  1 
      Invisible Puppies     :  1 
      Invisible Shits       :  1 
      Invisible Things      :  5 
      Minotaur Things       :  1 
      Mr. Invisible         :  1 
      Nastys                :  1 
      Osynliga Skaera Saker1:  1 
      Pink Bull Things You -
           Can't see        :  1 
      Predator Cows         :  1 
      Predator Things       :  1 
      Predators             :  5 
      Sapi ilang1           :  1 
      Saw Bait              :  1 
      Scary Dudes           :  1 
      Semmonen Nakymaton -
           Monsteri         :  1 
      Shades                :  1 
      Shadow Bulls          :  1 
      Shadow Demons         :  1 
      Shadow Monsters       :  1 
      Shadowbeasts          :  4 
      Shadows               :  6 
      Shadowy Things        :  1 
      Specters              :  2 
      Spooks                :  1 
      The Things You Can't -
           See Too Easy     :  2 
      Those Invisible suckers: 1 
      Turbo Pigs            :  1 
      Ugly Bastards         :  1 
1Malay for "invisible cow"


Cacodemons:
      Ass Wipe              :  1 
      Ball Shits            :  1 
      Baso1                 :  1 
      Beach Balls           :  2 
      Beholders             :  6 
      Big Balls             :  1 
      Big Floating Balls    :  1 
      Big Red Balls         :  1 
      Big-Ass Floating Things: 1 
      Blobs                 :  1 
      Bloody Ugly Bastards  :  1 
      Blow Fish             :  1 
      Cacodemons            :  7 
      Cunts                 :  1 
      Eyeball Thingies      :  1 
      Eyeballs              :  1 
      Floaters              :  1 
      Floating Dudes        :  1 
      Floating Eyes         :  2 
      Floating Heads        :  1 
      Flygande Oegon2       :  1 
      Flying Heads          :  1 
      Goepfen               :  1 
      Heads                 :  2 
      "Holy shit!"          :  1 
      Meatballs             :  2 
      Puss Ballers          :  1 
      Saw Bait              :  1 
      Smiley                :  1 
      Smilies               :  1 
      Those Big Round - 
           Floating Things  :  1 
      Tomato Things         :  1 
      Tomatoes              :  1 
      Ugly Bastards         :  1 
      Ugly Mothers          :  1 
      Zit                   :  1 
1Malay for "meatball"
2Finnish

Lost Souls:
      Annoying Bastards     :  1 
      Dead Heads            :  1 
      Fiery Shits           :  1 
      Fire Fucks            :  1 
      Fishballs             :  1 
      Flaming Skulls        :  6 
      Flygande Huvud1       :  1 
      Flying Heads          :  1 
      Flying Skulls         :  4 
      Flying Wankers        :  1 
      Fuckers               :  1 
      Goepfen               :  1 
      Harpies               :  1 
      Horney Skulls         :  1 
      Little Bastards       :  1 
      Lost Souls            :  2 
      Mimi's                :  1 
      Saw Bait              :  1 
      Screamers             :  1 
      Shitheads             :  1 
      Skreeetch             :  1 
      Skull Guys            :  1 
      Skullies              :  1 
      Skulls                : 17 
      Tengkorak2            :  1 
      Ugly Bstards          :  1 
1Swedis
2Malay for "Skulls"

Barons Of Hell
      "Holy Shit!"          :  1 
      "Oh shit!-Oh shit!-
           Oh shit!"        :  1 
      "Oh Shit!"            :  3 
      Assholes              :  1 
      Backward Pants        :  1 
      Bad Asses             :  1 
      Bad Dudes             :  1 
      Barons Of Hell        : 10 
      Bastard               :  2 
      Big Bad Asses         :  1 
      Big Bastards          :  1 
      Big Boss Dude         :  1 
      Big Dudes With Green -
           Flames           :  1 
      Big Horned Things     :  2 
      Bosses                :  2 
      Bruisers              :  1 
      Centaur               :  1 
      Demon Lord            :  1 
      Goat Guys             :  1 
      Goepfen               :  1 
      Green Fireball Bastards: 1 
      Green Guys            :  1 
      Green-Fire Shooters   :  1 
      Guy With Green Hands  :  1 
      Hard Bastards         :  1 
      Hoofed Bastards       :  1 
      Hornade Typer1        :  1 
      Horny Guys            :  1 
      Minotaurs             : 12 
      Mother Fucker         :  1 
      Night Stalkers        :  1 
      Saw Bait              :  1 
      Snot Boys             :  1 
      Super Cow             :  1 
      Super Sapi            :  1 
      Uncle Buck on a Bad Day: 1 
1Swedish


Cyberdemon:
      "Cooool!"              :  1 
      Bad Bastards           :  1 
      Bastards               :  1 
      Big Dude At End Of -
           Episode 2         :  1 
      Big Fucker             :  1 
      Big Guy                :  1 
      Big Ugly Guy           :  1 
      Bob                    :  1 
      Cyberdemon             :  5 
      Cyborgs                :  2 
      Goepfen                :  1 
      MegaMinotaur           :  1 
      Mother Fucker          :  1 
      "Oh Bugger!"           :  1 
      "Oh Shit!"             :  4 
      One Bad Dude           :  1 
      Pretty Damn Hard To Kill: 1 
      Raketfyrar Demon1      :  1 
      Ray                    :  1 
      Robot                  :  1 
      Rocket Guy             :  1 
      Rocket Launcher Dude   :  1 
      Rocket Motherfucker    :  1 
      Rust Bucket            :  1 
      Saw Bait               :  1 
      Super Minotaur         :  1 
      Super-Super sapi       :  1 
      The Guy With The Rocket- 
         Launcher For an Arm :  1 
      Those Things That Carry-
           The Rockets       :  1 
      Throwing Thing         :  1 
      Ugly Bastards          :  1 
1Swedish


Spider Masternind:
      Bastard                :  1 
      Big Guy At End Of - 
           Episode 3         :  1 
      Brain Creature         :  1 
      Brain Monster          :  1 
      Brain Thing            :  1 
      Bugger                 :  1 
      Easy Dude              :  1 
      Goepfen                :  1 
      "How can that thing  -
           WALK!?"           :  1 
      HUGE Spider            :  1 
      Laba-laba1             :  1 
      Mama                   :  1 
      Robot Insect           :  1 
      Roger                  :  1 
      Rush (Limbaugh)        :  1 
      Saw Bait               :  1 
      Spider Boss            :  1 
      Spider Dude            :  2 
      Spider Thing           :  5 
      Spider                 :  9 
      Spiderdemon            :  3 
      Spindeldemon2          :  1 
      The Other Bad Dude     :  1 
      Ugly Bastard           :  1 
      Ugly!                  :  1 
1Malay for "spider"
2Swedish

One respondent stated that he did not have 'Names' for the different monsters, but instead sent in his reactions, and I quote:
> Former Humans: "Oh, it's only you. <*BLAM!*>"
> F.H. Sergeants: "F*ck you, too! Eat this! <*BLAM!*>"
> Imps: "You guys piss me off the most <foomp> <*KABOOM!*> <SPLAT>"
> Demons: "Do you know what a chainsaw is? Let me show you! :)"
> Specters: "What the? Oh. Chainsaw again."
> Cacodemons: "Christ these things scared me at first."
> Lost Souls: "You annoying little f*ck. <*BLAM!*> <*BLAM!*>"
> Barons of Hell: "Uh, later dude."
> Cyberdemon: "Holy Shit! Let the Rocket war begin..."