And here, ladies and gentlemen, is the very first SPISPOPD post ever made. I wonder if he knew what he was about to unleash?

Newsgroups: comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action
Subject: Solution to all the DOOM posts...
From: [email address removed] (Eli S Bingham)
Date: 30 Nov 1993 11:06:20 -0800
Organization: Calif State Univ/Electronic Information Services

Listen up, ID Software!

Next time you have an impending release of a much anticipated game, make sure it's name is not so cool-sounding as DOOM and much longer to eliminate all of the casual "Where can I get xxx" posts. How about "Smashing Pumpkins Into Small Piles Of Putrid Debris" for the next game?

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*       Eli Bingham   [email address removed]                             *
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